Funny co-workers

One said to me this afternoon, "Don't take this the wrong way, but you can really tell now that you're pregnant."

And another told me about seeing the college student intern sitting at my desk the other day and thinking at first that it was me with a much shorter haircut. His assumption was based on a) his desk is all the way across the room, so he didn't get a good look, and b) she had food spread out across the desk like I always do these days.

Yes, both of these co-workers are male.